A Lap Dogs Guide

All right, you’ve heard the hype, you’ve seen the adorable Shibs, and now you’re itching to get behind the wheel (or, you know, the paws) and tear up the track in Lap Dogs. 

Well, get ready! This guide is your roadmap to racing glory. We’re not going to bore you with technical jargon; we’re here to get you playing, winning, and maybe even causing a little chaos along the way.

How to Download and Access Lap Dogs: The Gateway to Speed

So, you’re ready to join the race? Excellent choice! But before you can unleash your inner Zoomy Boi, you’ll need to get your paws on the game. 

Lap Dogs isn’t hiding in some dusty corner of the internet; it’s available through the Shib Portal, which is basically your gateway to all things Shib-related. Think of it as the cool kids’ clubhouse, but instead of secret handshakes, you get access to awesome games.

Now, here’s the deal: Lap Dogs is currently a Windows-only affair. Yes, we know, not everyone is rocking a Windows machine these days, but fear not, the developers are working hard to bring the game to other platforms. So, if you’re a Mac or Linux user, just hang tight, your time to race is coming.

To get your download on, you’ll need to head over to either SHIB: The Metaverse official website or the Play with Shib official website. Once you’re there, you’ll find the download link for the Shib Portal, which is your key to unlocking Lap Dogs.

Now, a crucial point to remember: Lap Dogs is a standalone game. That means it’s not hiding inside SHIB: The Metaverse itself. It’s a separate, more lightweight experience, designed to get you into the action quickly. Think of it as the Metaverse’s cool, younger sibling, always ready for a quick race.

And the best part? Lap Dogs is completely free to download and play. That’s right, no hidden fees, no pay-to-win shenanigans, just pure, unadulterated racing fun. You don’t even need to own a fancy Shiboshi or Sheboshi NFT to get in on the action. So, whether you’re a seasoned crypto veteran or a complete newbie, you can jump right in and start racing.

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How to Play Lap Dogs: Unleash the Chaos

All right, you’ve got the game downloaded, you’ve got your racing gloves on (metaphorically, of course), and now it’s time to hit the track. The objective is simple: race to the finish line. But don’t think this is just a straight-line sprint. Oh no, Lap Dogs is all about using your abilities and pickups to disrupt your opponents and secure your place on the podium. It’s a chaotic, hilarious, and utterly addictive experience.

First things first, let’s talk about controls. You’ll be using the classic W, A, S, D keys or the arrow keys for movement. Think of it like driving a tiny, furry race car. You’ve got Q for your first ability, E for your second ability, and F to activate those glorious pickups you’ll find scattered around the track. 

If you get stuck in a ditch or find yourself facing the wrong way, just hold down R to respawn. And for those moments when you need to slide around a corner like a pro, hold down Left Shift to drift. Finally, Space is your jump button, perfect for clearing obstacles or getting a little airtime.

Now, if you’re not a fan of these default controls, don’t worry, you can customize your key bindings in the Settings menu. So, if you prefer to use your left pinky to activate your abilities, go right ahead, we won’t judge.

SHIB Classes

Next up, let’s talk about the Shib Classes. You’ve got four main options: the Good Boi, the Chonky Boi, the Cool Boi, and the Zoomy Boi. Each class has its own unique abilities, so choosing the right one for your playstyle is crucial.

• The Good Boi is your all-around, balanced racer. He’s got Sprint (Q), which gives you a short speed boost, and Pounce (E), which lets you jump on the closest Shiboshi in front, sending them tumbling. He’s the jack-of-all-trades, master of none, but still a solid choice for beginners.
• The Chonky Boi is all about resilience and brute force. He’s got Absolute Unit (Q), which makes him immune to all other Shiboshi abilities for a few seconds, and Wrecking Ball (E), which turns him into a furry ball of speed. He’s the tank of the group, perfect for those who like to plow through the competition.
• The Cool Boi is the master of ice magic. He’s got Icy Road (Q), which leaves a trail of ice behind you, causing other Shiboshis to tumble, and Freeze Ray (E), which freezes the nearest Shiboshi in their tracks. He’s the trickster of the group, perfect for those who like to play mind games.
• The Zoomy Boi is all about speed, pure and simple. He’s got Comin’ Thru! (Q), which gives you a speed boost based on how many Shiboshis are in front of you, and Zoomies (E), which gives you a massive speed boost for a few seconds. He’s the speed demon of the group, perfect for those who like to leave their opponents in the dust.

Pick Ups

And finally, let’s talk about Pickups. These glorious power-ups spawn on the track and can be activated by pressing F. 

You’ve got the Trip Wire, which sends other Shiboshis tumbling, the Homing Missile, which targets the leader, the Tar Pit, which slows down your opponents, the Shiny Bone, which makes you invincible, the Jetpack, which lets you fly, and the Boxing Gloves, which let you punch your way to victory. 

Just remember, obtaining a new pickup will overwrite an unused one, so choose wisely.

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Tips and Tricks: From Novice to Pro

So you’ve got the basics down, but if you want to truly dominate the track, you’ll need to master a few tips and tricks.

First, master the movement. Practice drifting around corners using Left Shift and jumping over obstacles using Space. These two moves alone can make a huge difference in your race times.

Next, time your abilities. Don’t just spam them randomly. Use your speed boosts at the right time to overtake opponents, use your ice abilities to create strategic hazards, and use pounce to disrupt your rivals’ momentum.

And, finally, use your pickups strategically. Don’t just deploy them willy-nilly. Use the Trip Wire in narrow sections of the track, use the Homing Missile when the leader is about to cross the finish line, and use the Shiny Bone when you’re about to get hit by a barrage of attacks.

Remember, different classes are better suited for different playstyles. If you’re a beginner, the Good Boi is a great place to start. If you’re a more aggressive player, the Chonky Boi might be your jam. If you’re a trickster, the Cool Boi is your best bet. And if you’re all about speed, the Zoomy Boi is your soulmate.

Practice makes perfect. Spend some time on each track, learn the layout, and master your techniques. The more you play, the better you’ll get, and the more fun you’ll have.

Additional Information: The Nitty-Gritty

Before we wrap up, let’s cover a few more important details. First, the system requirements. 

Lap Dogs is designed to be more lightweight than the Metaverse, but you’ll still need a decent PC to run it smoothly. The minimum specifications are Windows 10, an Intel Core i5-4430 or AMD FX-6300 processor, 8 GB of RAM, 15 GB of storage space, and an NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1080 or AMD Radeon 5700 XT graphics card. 

For the best experience, the recommended specifications are Windows 11, an Intel Core i7 6700K or AMD Ryzen 5 1600 X processor, 16 GB of RAM, 25 GB of storage space, and an NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3060 or AMD Radeon RX 6600 XT graphics card.

Also, remember to update the game via the Shib Portal to ensure you have the latest version. And finally, if you have any feedback, questions, or just want to chat about your racing adventures, be sure to join the Play with Shib Discord and share your thoughts with the community.

So, there you have it, your comprehensive guide to Lap Dogs. Now go forth, unleash your inner Shiboshi, and dominate the track! And remember, it’s not about winning, it’s about having fun… but winning is pretty cool, too.